Category Archives: Hong Kong culture

Here comes the bride wedding song in Cantonese 結婚進行曲 — 港男填詞 (funny)

 

老襯之歌

An old foolish person’s song

 

填詞:港男
lyric: Hong Kong Male

Translate: skinniwini

 

成個老親 從此被困

An old foolish person

being trapped from now on
成副身家 俾晒佢 任佢駛

The whole saving gives to her

let her spends
成個老親 從此被困

An old foolish person

being trapped from now on
全部買樓 的業權 都歸佢

100% home owner agreement

all for her
日做夜做收工倦賴賴又整晚餐

Working day and night

Get off work so tired and lazy

and still have to cook dinner
她猛睇電視 我去洗衫

She watching tv nonstopping

I go to do laundry
我乜都要做 她卻坐左係度

I have to do everything

but she just need to sit here
唔願做野 卻又嫌三嫌四

doesn’t willing to do work

but being nail picking
佢做錯野 就梗要俾人鬧

She got mistake

of course, she needs to apologize
人地話佢 佢就話人地錯

Other people lecture her

She said is other people’s fault
成個老親 從此被困

An old foolish person

being trapped from now on
成副身家 俾晒佢 任佢駛

The whole saving gives to her

let her spends
成個老親 從此被困

An old foolish person

being trapped from now on
全部買樓 的業權 通通都歸佢

100% homeowner agreement

everything under her name
恨錯難返

There is no U-turn

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my little airport – 邊一個發明了返工

http://www.facebook.com/mylittleairport
詞/曲/編: 阿p
唱: 阿p/通利的阿賢/thomas

邊一個發明了返工
我要給佢米田共
邊一個發明了返工
返到我愈嚟愈窮

為了薪金一萬元
令每天都沒了沒完
一萬元一萬元一萬元
靈魂賣給了大財團

邊一個發明了返工
以為自己好有用
邊一個發明了返工
阻礙我藝術發展重重

到了薪金兩萬元
我的青春就快用完
兩萬元兩萬元兩萬元
我有更多事沒法做完

我渴望有一個平原
沒有政府沒有治權
這平原這平原這平原
有好多個美女舞蹈團

邊一個發明了返工
唔係八婆就係八公
邊一個發明了返工
返工喺度玩接龍

到了薪金三萬元
我哋都應該唔會有三萬元
三萬元三萬元三萬元
三萬元啲人通常都有啲串

我渴望這一個平原
畢業之後啲同學見唔完
見面唔會講買股票 買車
結婚 生仔 買樓 買船

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星期日大班 – 港男港女 otaku vs kong girls

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thanks for datsy help me promoting~!

here is the link: datsy’s blog

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about Edison Chen’s sex photos, people wrote songs about it!

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Socialism Rocks!

what a cool graphic! No socialism isnt rocks…in my opinion.

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about 港女

港男/港女 [分四段] – 第一段

港男/港女 [分四段] – 第2段

港男/港女 [分四段] – 第3段

港男/港女 [分四段] – 第4段

港女 (kong girls)
「港女」,一般是指香港女性,但在網上,其含義和用法卻有所不同,多指擁有某些不良特質的香港女人,如自戀、自命不凡、拜金、崇外、漠視他人權利等;甚至可以是一個社會現象。「港女」一詞在網上引起十分大的爭論,有意見認為其意思的認受性不足。

Kong girls or HK girls usually meets women live in hong kong, but online Kong girls is a Hong Kong online term means Narcissus, self-center selfish, materialistic, racist- think foreigner males are better than Hong Kong males, control freak- love to control guy’s financial status included take complete control of boyfriend or husband’s total salary and give back some pocket money monthly. Kong girls is a bad term to describe woman who living in Hong Kong and has those bad habits describe above.

港女 definition from wiki

怒插港女 – a blog talk about Kong girls

港女文 – very weird talking method

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