wtf skinni rules!

Skinni Tested, Mother Approved

Moms Like You Choose Skinni

I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Skinni.

Taste the Skinni.

They’re Yummy For Your Skinni.

Make Every Skinni Count.

It’s a Skinni Adventure.

Go On, Get Your Skinni Out.

Turn Loose The Skinni.

Central Heating for Skinni. ( no more 😦 )

What the Good Skinni Kids Go For.

Have You Had Your Skinni Today?

Is Skinni In You?

To Our Members, We’re the Fourth Emergency Skinni. (OMG what the fuck it means?!?!! )

This Is The Age Of The Skinni.

Every Skinni Helps.

Nothing Sucks Like A Skinni. (ooooh no!)

Plink, Plink, Skinni…

Two Hours of Skinni in Just Two Calories.

Fast Skinni and Good for You.

No-One Does Chicken Like Skinni.

Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Skinni.

This Is Not Your Father’s Skinni.

Got a Skinni? You’re in Luck.

Made In Scotland From Skinni.

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Skinni.

The Real Smell of Skinni.

See the USA in Your Skinni.

Now with 50% more Skinni!

Come to Life. Come to Skinni.

Whatever You’re Into, Get Into Skinni.

With A Name Like Skinni, It Has To Be Good.

I Bet He Drinks Skinni.

No Skinni, No Comment.

All You Need is a Skinni and a Dream.

Because Skinni is Complicated Enough.

Top Breeders Recommend Skinni.

Can You Tell Skinni From Butter?

The Skinni Effect.

Come See the Softer Side of Skinni.

Biting the Hand that Feeds Skinni.

Please Don’t Squeeze The Skinni.

151 Countries, One Skinni.

Skinni. It’s What’s For Dinner.

Pasta defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Ballons are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die


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